I didnt write this but thought it was funny. Of course something like this, in an elevator, has NEVER happen to me.
You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to break wind. The music is really loud, so you time your flatus with the beat. You let go about five strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember. You've been listening to your iPod.
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